No, the emporer is not naked

22 Dec

On the subject of my iPad, the mister’s father asks, ‘So what is the difference between that and a laptop?’

The mister holds his breath again.

‘The iPad is cool and plus the laptop has a keyboard.’

The tension in the mister’s eyes does not quite disappear.

On a completely unrelated note, the searches for the nutri grain nuts and bolts recipe are unrelenting. People, please. I mean what if the aliens land and they catch you eating it? They will want to experiment on you for sure, trying to figure out what lifeform can digest such a thing. Go and buy a packet of chips and upend them in a bowl. Srsly. Your family will thank you for it.


3 Responses to “No, the emporer is not naked”

  1. franzy December 23, 2010 at 6:22 am #

    Not sure about the iPad, but I dig the new (to me) blog layout!

    Merry December/January holiday period!

    • Marshall Stacks December 28, 2010 at 12:28 am #

      it is well-documented that the seriously mis-named nutri grain product comprises 54% sugar. my 87-y-o father cannot be dissuaded from it comprising his preferred diet. he would be eating coco pops if they were rebranded NutriPops.

  2. blue milk January 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    I love that you are responsible for the continuation of a half-forgotten pseudo recipe.

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