a propos of nada except that I keep filing this in strange places and then wasting time looking for it

4 Apr

Kurt Vonnegut’s eight rules for writing short stories:

  1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
  2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
  3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
  4. Every sentence must do one of two things — reveal character or advance the action.
  5. Start as close to the end as possible.
  6. Be a sadist. Now matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them — in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
  7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
  8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

I can’t remember where they were originally published, I’ve just got them on a scrap of paper here with me now.

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3 Responses to “a propos of nada except that I keep filing this in strange places and then wasting time looking for it”

  1. elsewhere April 5, 2008 at 9:51 am #

    Or at least one character they think they could root.

    I’ve heard that ‘start at the last possible moment’ advice before. I think it’s good.

  2. Mikhela April 10, 2008 at 8:32 am #

    I just chucked my Kurt Vonnegut books out in the latest bookshelf cull.

    He wasn’t even in the ‘maybe’ pile.

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