Two cows

8 Nov

There were two cows standing in a paddock.

The first cow said: Moo

The second cow said: I was gonna say that

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4 Responses to “Two cows”

  1. Suse November 8, 2006 at 8:57 pm #

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    The interrupting cow.

    The interrupting cow w…

    Mooooo

    (Courtesy The Vicar of Dibley)

  2. SQ November 8, 2006 at 9:27 pm #

    Why did the cow jump over the moon?
    Because the farmer’s hands were too cold.

  3. Zoe November 9, 2006 at 1:56 pm #

    When two cows go to war, a point is all that you can score.

  4. Suse November 9, 2006 at 8:35 pm #

    Have you seen the government models, as demonstrated by cows?

    Priceless. I might post it, just for you and your bovine interests.

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