There were two cows standing in a paddock.
The first cow said: Moo
The second cow said: I was gonna say that
The story so far
I'm from Adelaide, but I'm living in Abu Dhabi right now. One day, I saw a gold leaf four wheel drive. It made me cry.
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My first novel, Black Dust Dancing, was published by Wakefield Press in March. It looks like this:
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My first novel, Black Dust Dancing, was published by Wakefield Press in March. It looks like this:
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adelaide from adelaide 
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting cow w…
Mooooo
(Courtesy The Vicar of Dibley)
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer’s hands were too cold.
When two cows go to war, a point is all that you can score.
Have you seen the government models, as demonstrated by cows?
Priceless. I might post it, just for you and your bovine interests.