Shit. The bowl full of eggs just fell off the bench, and the floor hasn’t been washed for weeks.
The story so far
I'm from Adelaide, but I'm living in Abu Dhabi right now. One day, I saw a gold leaf four wheel drive. It made me cry.
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My first novel, Black Dust Dancing, was published by Wakefield Press in March. It looks like this:
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My first novel, Black Dust Dancing, was published by Wakefield Press in March. It looks like this:
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adelaide from adelaide 
D’oh!
Thank you ThirdCat, I’m getting to the stage where I think my floor hasn’t been washed this year.
There’s a stage where it’s no longer worth washing your floor.
Oh for sure, and there’s that thing where if you wipe stuff up that you spill, the net effect is that the important bits of the floor get washed reasonably often….(the-places-where-things-fall being the important bits)