On its own, a vacuum cleaner can’t do anything except trip you over and piss you off.
a week in the hall
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I'm from Adelaide, but I'm living in Abu Dhabi right now. One day, I saw a gold leaf four wheel drive. It made me cry.
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My first novel, Black Dust Dancing, was published by Wakefield Press in March. It looks like this:
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My first novel, Black Dust Dancing, was published by Wakefield Press in March. It looks like this:
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adelaide from adelaide 
But add just one toddler and WOW!
Bad vc! Bad vc!
That sent me out to look for mine because I just couldn’t remember where I left it about 6 months ago. Good boy, still there in the sewing room.
I let my son vaccuum today and somehow the house is worse than when he started. But I don’t dare touch it again for at least a week in case he never offers again…
You know we have 3 of them. Big USA chrome and shiney red on wheels upright one. Looks like a ’60s chevy. And then they chucked in a small red normal type plastic one, for those bits teh big upright can’t get to. Then we have a cheap rechargable hand held one for cat fur and spills and car and stuff.
And you know what.Even with the three of them, if you leave them in the cupboard for a week or even more, not one of them does a bloody thing! Not a thing.
I’ve got the same vacuum cleaner, although I haven’t seen it in a while.
That’s not my one, is it?
fxh that sounds very glamorous. I would probably forgive my vacuum cleaner for doing nothing if it looked that good
and tony, it is mine. I know it is mine because several years ago when I had not much money I had to spend a large portion of that not much on that vacuum cleaner. It sucked. (your jokes are obviously catching)