Even when you’ve got the moral high ground, chucking the shits still looks mighty undignified.
Moral of the story: if it’s dark, close the curtains so you don’t accidentally catch sight of a reflection of yourself in the window.
Or don’t chuck the shits.
3 responses so far ↓
kazari // November 13, 2009 at 1:49 am |
Or be like my sister. She’s been known to be caught admiring her reflection mid-rant. Some people like looking angry, i guess…
Kath Lockett // November 13, 2009 at 6:21 am |
And never – repeat NEVER – sing and dance with your dog on it’s hind legs to Madonna’s ‘Holiday’ with the blinds open. Trust me.
franzy // November 13, 2009 at 8:13 am |
Meh. I water the front lawn in my jocks.
Oh, hai mister king of the fucking parking zones! I’ll just bend over *here* and pick this up just as you’re arriving home to see that I parked in what-you-call-”your”-spot.
Oops. I dropped it.
Oops. I dropped it.
LOOK AT MY UNDIE-HOLES, ARSEFACE!
Yeah.